Alright folks, it’s 2026. We’ve avoided it long enough. It’s time to have a conversation - a real conversation - about what constitutes a “spoiler” in this country. I’m not sure when we went off the rails as a society, but I don’t seem to know a single person who can wholeheartedly protect the narrative … Continue reading Spoiler Alert: Why You’re Probably Ruining Movies for Everyone in Your Life
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The Universe Sends a Sign
I just spent the last hour of my life scrolling through Instagram reels. An hour-long IV drip of Numb straight into my eyes; outsourcing brain function to an algorithm that wants me to cringe, laugh, and jerk off - in that order. At one point I found myself bargaining. “I’ll only like and save the … Continue reading The Universe Sends a Sign
Horny for Hurricanes
Way to strike while the iron is hot, Lando. Talk about RELEVANT! Maybe you can make it in this business after all. Ahhh Florida, bath salts, and ice baths. Is this anything? You know, the state gets a bad rep but if you can bear the absurd property prices, comical rates of insurance scams, and … Continue reading Horny for Hurricanes
You’re Not on a Journey
Look, I don’t like being a language Nazi. I don’t like being any type of Nazi. I’m not a Nazi – I should have gone with a different analogy here. Ok, let’s start over. Language changes with every generation and I think it’s often a reflection of how that generation perceives itself. If you pay … Continue reading You’re Not on a Journey
Lando Writes Sometimes 