Look, the internet is covered in list articles and I write on the internet sometimes so I figured, why not give it a try? You might be asking why I’m rationalizing this to myself, and the answer to that question is - Fuck you, I’m not insecure, you’re insecure! - Let me start over – … Continue reading Top 5 Reasons to Hate Your Corporate Office Job →

These are some questions I need answered and Google won’t help: Is gasping a good way to communicate with your dog? Is a drinking game called “you can’t do that”, in which you take a shot every time a cop in Law and Order: SVU does something blatantly illegal or unconstitutional, potentially life threatening? Why … Continue reading 30 Questions →